An integral part of FYP is having to deal with professors.

Firstly, we have to liaise with them. That's where mistake no. 1 comes in. I have a huge problem figuring out which parts of their names are the surnames, and which parts are the first names. Which leads to mistakes when addressing them. Cui. I hope he won't stab me tmr. For example, there's this certain prof, whom I personally dislike vehemently ("hate" is too extreme), with 3 words in his name which can be used interchangeably as a surname. Put simply, his name is made up of 3 surnames. Wth.

Secondly, when figuring out their nationalities, I consult my friends to see if they have any idea. Here are the responses that I get.

Conversation 1

Me: zbynek bozdech is wat kind of ppl?
J: wat's that?
Me: SHIT YOU. that is a person's name?
J: ?
i have no idea
J: you serious
Me: a homo japien just like my dear fren you
J: are you telling me that this is a person's name?
zbynek bozdech
this?


Conversation 2

Me: zbynek bozdech is wat kind of ppl?
A: what talking you?
Me: ehh
y u all so bad
wait let me continue asking ppl
A: haha i really duno what you're talking about
is it a joke or riddle those kind?


Conversation 3

Me: zbynek bozdech is wat kind of ppl?
N: eeehZ
wad zyynek
is it my msn got some problem?
or ur msn?
Me: huh
N: u just msn mi some weird thing leh
Me: that's the name of a prof!
N: u mean where is the prof from?
no idea man



My goodness. This is leading nowhere. I should continue crafting my emails instead. Looking on the bright side, FYP brings a tinge of joy and laughter into my life.