cheap thrills

(This post was started earlier, when i was in relatively better spirits before msn screwed up on me)


Today is a good day. =) I'm glad I stayed back, as I got to do some art (it's been years since I last used a colour pencil), meet with an interesting prof, and come across people I have not seen since 8 months ago. Not to forget the little fee-fee ;) Suddenly there is hope in the world.


Anyway I promised J4 to blog this, so here goes the story of the day:

Part 1

Scene: Japien sleeping and drooling on her textbook. Seconds later, Japien fidgeted and shifted position. Chimpanjee thought she realised she drooled but she actually continued sleeping.

Chimp to Japien: Eh quick! Wipe your book!
Japien: Mmmmm???
Chimp to Japien: You drooled on your book! You mean you don't know?! *Chimp grabs Erejus in disbelief*

Erejus: *looks over and frowns* EWWWW. *gives a disgusted face and shudders*

Japien: Really?

Chimp to Erejus: OMG, she didn't know she drooled. -.-

Japien: *lifts head reluctantly, digs around for a tissue and slowly blots the saliva seeping through the toilet-paper-thin pages of the textbook.*

Chimp to Erejus: She really don't care leh.
Japien: Ya, I really don't care already. (Come to think of it, Japien only cares about sleeping.)

Baboon: *laughing away the entire time because she could see the glistening drool puddle from 3 seats away*

Erejus to Japien: You're going to be featured on our blogs.
Japien: Don't be irritating a**holes la.
*reads written account of what has happened thus far and bochaps everybody with a sian face*
Stupid shit. You all very retarded. *laughs*

Baboon: Good morning Japien.

Chimp: *looks at Japien*

Japien to Chimp: What. Cannot sleep ah.
Chimp: Can. Can sleep, just cannot drool.
Japien: Why cannot? Is 自然反应, I cannot control my mouth.
Erejus: This is called 病理反应 la. She 胃热.
Japien: What 病理反应? You mean you sleep don't drool ah.
Erejus: Of course not, unless I'm sick.
Baboon: No! Even when I dream of Orange.

Japien: *looks at written account of conversation* What a waste of paper.

Part 2

Japien: *points to Erejus* She got coffee stain, I got saliva stain, no big deal what.

*Chimp tells Erejus what Japien said and gets hit by a violent Japien*

Erejus: Huh? But my coffee stain is a symbol of my hardworking-ness!!!
Chimp: Japien's is a symbol of laziness.

Part 3

Erejus to Chimp: I think 名老 very irritated with us, cos we keep talking.

*Chimp agrees and relates this to Japien*

Japien: Ya, who says I'm not irritated.

*Chimp tries to stifle laughter*

Erejus to Japien: We talking about 名老 la!



Looking back, it's not really funny and it seemed like a big fuss over some drool, but that's what happens during boring chinese lessons. Cheap thrill. Better than sleeping and swaying / snoring / drooling or any combination of the 3. ;D