I just checked my results. My eyes almost popped out and I went numb. Not with euphoria, but plain numb. I suspect someone swopped my answer scripts for some retard's. Ok I'm retarded in a way, but not in the academic sense. Not till now. Oh wells. But I've accepted reality, though I'm tempted to push for a review of results. Wtf. 1st class is now out of the question.

The excitement of the past 5 days has died away instantly. But it will keep me buoyant. I won't drown, won't bang walls or cry, just announce that yes, I'm settling for 2nd upper. So there.