Something very absurd happened this morning. The toothbrush flew out of my hands as I was brushing my teeth. I was stunned for 2 minutes cos it caused a spray of toothpaste all over my jacket and my toothbrush was nowhere on the floor. In the end I had to dig it out from under the sink cupboard (the tiles there are completely black because they are never cleaned) and I didn't have to think twice about the fate of my relatively-new toothbrush. Into the bin it went. Lol. So retarded. And it wasn't as if I was dozing off over the sink. Can't believe myself man.


Saw 55 patients this morning. Damn tired now.